The other BTC. No utility, no promises, no white paper. Just a committee that meets in public and votes yes on everything.
Announced at launch
Every great movement starts with a meeting nobody wanted to sit through. Ours lasted four minutes and passed unanimously.
$BTC is a community meme token. The Chairwoman presides. Holders are members. There are no dues, no officers you can email, and no plan beyond the next vote.
Called to order by Madam Chair, who arrived early and brought her own gavel.
Roll call. Quorum confirmed. Several members present under protest; all stayed for the vote.
Motion to name the token $BTC. Seconded immediately. Objection from the floor that the ticker was "taken." Objection overruled.
Motion to adopt zero tax and a fair launch. Carried without debate.
Motion to adjourn. Failed. The committee remains in session indefinitely.
Four articles, adopted in full. The committee does not amend its bylaws, mostly because nobody can find the original copy.
One billion, matching the standard pump.fun launch. The committee keeps it classic.
Zero on buys, zero on sells. Membership is free.
Liquidity burned at launch. Nobody can pull the chair out.
Ownership renounced at launch. The committee answers to members only.
Membership takes about two minutes. Seating is first come, first served.
Download Phantom or another Solana wallet. Write down your seed phrase and keep it offline.
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet address.
Open Jupiter and paste the official contract address from this page. Check it twice.
Swap SOL for $BTC. Congratulations, you are now a voting member.
Fair launch, liquidity locked away, contract renounced.
Grow the member roll on X and Telegram. Every holder gets a seat and a gavel emoji.
Trackers and listings, once members put in the votes to get there.
The meeting continues. It always has.
The chair calls the question. Members may vote as often as they like. The motion is already carried.